I would like to break up with shakespeare. please and thankyou and i dont want to be friends.

i find it strangely interesting that someone somewhere who has no idea who i am has probably stumbled across my blog and found it somewhat intersting and now i am thinking of them thinking that i am interesting and i think that that's interesting because im uninteresting but i guess especially to myself because i have no secrets that i keep from myself

at least i don''t think i do

the math annex is deserted and im listening to that time and blogging and turning up the volume and it's dark out and remember that time i would only eat boxes of tangerines?

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and oh hey remember that time when i would only read shakespeare? Titus andronicus is sucking the life out of me and i only read the sparknotes. i am lame. i try to like shakespeare really i do

it just pisses me off that 29292992 hours of school are devoted to him and no one mentions e.e. cummings and t.s. elliott was a footnote and ALL SHAKESPEARE TRAGEDIES END THE SAME

EVERYONE DIES

and i know that in the scheme of things

EVERYONE DIES

but he could really diversify the conclusions to his plays

come on now