staralfur

someone better pay me to write shit and travel and watch bands play music

if they dont im going to fucking reap anarchy and madness and everyone will be all AH PSYCHOTIC CRAZY WOMAN! and then when i write my completely fabricated memoir all of north america will buy it and ill be on the new york times booklist

because people are fucking retards like that

they love dissent, they love madness, they love to think WOW SHES FUCKING CRAZY im so glad to be me etc.etc

people think in etcs

no actually

people live in etcs

its really tragic if you think about it